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Eating in the Library!
Today the University library was full of posters and fliers like this:


For a minute I couldn't decide whether this was a stroke of genius or just ridiculous, but I've come down firmly in favour of the former, with a small side-order of silly. (But who gets muffins, and who dried fruit?)

Uh-oh. Eating in the library is a very, very bad idea. The crumbs attract the kind of bugges that, when they've run out of crumbs, will start eating the book paper. Very, very bad idea. Did I say it was a bad idea?

But if they pay the bugs in muffins as a kind of danegeld, surely...

Okay, fair point. At least our library doesn't hold any priceless manuscripts, to the best of my knowledge.