July 23rd, 2013


Every Fucking Programme on the Radio (and I expect the TV's worse)

And now, Multiplication Table for Today...

One times two equals BABY
Two times two equals BABY!
Three times two equals BABY!
Four times two equals BABY!!
Five times two equals BABY!!!
Six times two equals BABY!!!
Seven blablabablababla BABY!!!
Babababababababa BABY!!!

Also, anyone from another country who wouldn't like to have a monarch themselves but finds it cute to look at from a nice exoticising distance 'cos it's "just like a fairy tale" can go fuck themselves.