June 3rd, 2012

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Kip, Calm and Carry-On

Everyone had been raving about The Dime and Jew-Bleed, but even for a novelty pub that didn't sound like much of a name to me, so when they set off in a charabanc for an all-day session I made my excuses and snuggled back under the bedclothes. I'm very glad I did, for they returned rather damp and draggled, and although they said there was no way they would rather have spent the day than standing at the back of a crowd waiting to get served reigned over, I'm not sure I believe them.