So, we've had Sean Penn as Milk, and now here's Angelina Jolie as Salt. What other condiments and breakfast staples are due for the star treatment? Chutney? Muffin? Muesli? Pepper? Or perhaps there'll be a film about a stranded platoon trying to get back from behind enemy lines, called Marmite Soldiers? Strapline: "Between Love and Hatred, There is no Middle Way."