It's not just the main headline, it's the gypsies and the baby too. Why, even the competition adds a certain piquant irony, with its invitation to increase our reliance on oil while worsening Britain's balance of trade. (A shame, as there happens to be a UK-manufactured electric equivalent, the Citroen C1 Evie.) Patriotism, c'est nous!
In other news, the mock orange about which I asked for advice a few weeks ago is now doing fine, and blooming fragrantly, if slightly out of focus:
I thank you, even if the blackfly don't.