Don't Eat With Your Mouth Full

Where can we live but days?


Not content with that, my subconscious (which clearly still had some copy to fill) added that by bizarre coincidence it was forty years to the day since rock drummer Ginger Baker was strangled in bed by an octopus that had escaped from a nearby aquarium. There was even a helpful inset picture of an octopus, so that I'd know what one looked like.

Your subconscious is magnificent.

I'm sure it will be pleased to hear that.

Can you arrange for these creatures to attack TERFS?

I would, but they already have the punishment of being constantly in their own company...

Edited at 2017-01-07 09:50 am (UTC)

Is your subconscious moonlighting as a Macedonian teenager? I believe they are the source of much of the fake news that gets published. :)

Better than invading Persia, I guess...

Your subconscious is ready to generate high class fiction, apparently...

It seems so, much as I try to rein it in with the tedious drudgery of my actual life.

Wow! Your dream muse offers up some wild stuff. Not sure if I'm jealous or relieved at how boring mine is by comparison.

Well, you manage to make books from your subconscious. I suspect mine has gone a little stir crazy.

There was even a helpful inset picture of an octopus, so that I'd know what one looked like.

As someone who's worked in local news for a little bit too long, I'd say all of this is quite realistic, but this bit in particular is absolutely spot on.

I'm happy that my subconscious is qualified for a job in that field!

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